What do you get when you mix a sea volcano eruption, a meteorite shower, and a freshwater spring? If you answered “Super Powers,” SuperNariwa would like to sell you a $100 bottle of water.
The Water Connoisseur reports that SuperNariwa claims their concentrated and magnetically energized water will help you resist disease and slow the aging process, making you a veritable Wolverine. From the SuperNariwa Web site:
Research has been conducted on the effects of the uniqueness of SuperNariwa on the body’s response systems. Studies indicate that SuperNariwa can help the body resist disease and slow aging by: Increasing intracellular hydration; Replacing the depletion of essential minerals; Stabilizing and protecting cells; Helping to maintain normal blood flow and pH; Flushing out wastes, and preventing their accumulation in cells; and Eliminating harmful free radicals
The Water Connoisseur goes on to debunk the science and health claims made by SuperNariwa, concluding:
To a chemist, “magnetized water” is laughable nonsense, but to a number of companies, it is a bonanza— a wonderful opportunity to extract revenue from the notoriously science-challenged “alternative health” crowd.
The moral of the story: a Benjamin will not buy you a seat with the X-Men, but drinking tap water will save you some Benjamins.